memorable moments of d&d

[Revlis]

i thought this would be fun its a thread for some of the funny moments well never forget.

*team journeys to a halfling village to find a magic item*

Gratch no like the way funny little people loooking at gratch.....gratch smash now *smashes halfling with a hammer*

[herpderp]

and remember:

when all hope is lost and the party is about to die throw the gnome


(the psionic gnome is thrown at a black dragon by a mummy of which double critted)

[Revlis]

if i rember correctly *snapp black dragons neck*
ok ryan what do you want to do.... im gonna get a scale from its body.
*dragon eats the gnome*
cleric: oh god fire storm, double quicken firestorm
dm: its gettin a little warm in there ryan
ryan: *sees another gnome* do you have a copy of the gnomeish kama sutra......
gnome: the what
ryan: hes not a gnome hes not a gnome

[Dr.Friday]

Ugh will make door with whatever ugh can find even if its someone else.

[herpderp]

ugh is the barbarian that used a cement pillar to use as a battering ram, and nearly ran me over with said battering ram.

[Revlis]

only because he made the save to dodge yall

[Dr.Friday]

Ugh knows not what he does for ugh has no sense of right and wrong.

[Revlis]

shaif: i may be smarter than your adverage bear but still im not to smart

[herpderp]

remember when ugh used the old man as a shovel? I don't remember the specifics, Revlis should know, or Dr. Friday

[Dr.Friday]

I do believe that was Tiny the barbarian minotaur. To which campaign i do not recall.

[herpderp]

no it was ugh, we were killing werewolves. I remember the head werewolf broke wind and blew his cover

[Dr.Friday]

that campaign was low level; ugh isn't low enough to play that campaign. It was tiny, and he used the old man to dig a hole

[herpderp]

oh dur yes it was lol, remind me to not think too much while on vodka

[Dr.Friday]

stop spamming you know what i am going to delete that post it just.... no.
As for the topic, Graatch no likey magical woman gratch eject form stadium!

[Revlis]

ya my gratch is epic like that. it takes a whole new kind of stupid to throw a soul knife out of a colisuem

[Admiral xgmx]

HAHA YOU ARE stupid HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[herpderp]

HAHA YOU ARE stupid HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHE

reminds me of my fail druid, who got killed because he tripped and fell on a makeshift trip mine

[Admiral xgmx]

Fail what, your ghey?

[Admiral xgmx]

just kiddin man i love joking lol

[Revlis]

should of played the barbarian or the rouge... you woulda gotten away with that nat 1 there herpderp. but if you want a social faux pax play a drunken master with a bag of holding full of elven frost wine and dwarven blood ale. also xgmx if you wouldnt mind please use the edit button instead of double posting it just makes things look nicer on the site

[herpderp]

at the coalition base:

druid: I'm going to go to the top center tower and cast the most powerful spell I know, all you need to do is hold them off for a few hours.

the rest: yeah that's not going to happen.

well we can fire up the trebuchet's to keep them back for a while. (demilich) can you cast that far as well?

me (as a demilich) I can't fly that far, nor cast that far. So load me into a trebuchet and launch me, I'll kill as much as possible..... besides I have spare soul gems here somewhere...

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